I wish i was in the wii world.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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