chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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