idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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