bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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