normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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