Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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