Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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