On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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