All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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