This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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