You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
