Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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