She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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