why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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