I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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