So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
this just has baby written all over it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
