As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Can I color on your dick again?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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