Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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