its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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