atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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