Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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