WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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