Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
is it fun? or sober?
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