yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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