Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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