I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Randomize
