This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
