Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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