i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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