I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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