mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
