If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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