I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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