i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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