Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Terrible idea I love it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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