Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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