butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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