no, he came in my armpit
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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