lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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