All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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