Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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