Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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