I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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