That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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