why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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