VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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