hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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