bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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