Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize