id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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