So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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