it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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