D3 body, D1 cock
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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