does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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