Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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